What the F*CK is the Jersey SHORE!??
Ok, let me get this straight…
this CRAP tv show called the ‘Jersey Shore’..
is not only NOT canceled, but returning for a second season….
and without renaming it, now takes place in Miami…
starring a brain dead guido who named his abs ‘the situation’…
and an orange oompa loompa with 3ft hair called ‘snooki’
along with a cast of 20-something, vapid, wreckless, Italian meatballs…
who get paid to live for free, spend all day tanning and hangover, and all night getting drunk and punching each other in the faces.
Now if all this is true, I want to sincerely communicate a message to all those tv producer/director personalities…
I hope and pray to god that satan has a special green room in hell reserved for you all…
because Americans are not this stupid, this gullible, this easily lulled into abject stupidity. Your network is wrong! have mercy on your country’s children already! we get it! if you think you can sell commercial space in a tv show of dogs farting, you will!!! but for the love of our country, our children, and god…try harder!
you make me want to office space my tv set and move to canada!
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That’s some nice ranting!
Like the t-shirt that changes.
I don’t think our culture has actually surpassed itself in idiocy since the nineties. Jersey Shore doesn’t beat Jerry Springer and songs about cop killin’. We’re just treading water.
Excellent post! I might really listen to what you are saying. Pretty much your entire blog is super… I am enjoying it. I have a Blog site of my own… I will place a link back to your blog. You do not need to return the favor, I just wanted to let you know what I was doing. Peace!
Sorry to tell you this buddy…. buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
Everybody watches Jersey Shore up here in Canada
*GET CRAZY, GET WILD, LETS PARTY, GET LOUD!*
And…I’m very sorry to hear it. Jersey Shore is not indicative of Americans, but the worst in our vapid, young, social culture.
Love the blog here. Nice colors. I am definitely staying tuned to this one. Hope to see more. And yes, those Jersey Shore boys, SUCK!