Anatomy of A Shopper Poster
Yesterday I posted a teaser of this now finished cartoon! Yes its the VISIBLE Woman Holiday shopper. This is an under-the-scenes look at what it takes to be the best Holiday Shopper you can be!
- HER BRAIN IS HIGHLY SENSITIVE to calculating discounts
- Additional shoulder muscles for multiple handbags
- can yell above any crowd
- overdeveloped arms for lugging around heavy shopping bags
- hair styled for maximum aerodynamics
- Able to spot deals at 1000 yards
- Hungry for savings!
- discounts runs through her veins
- hidden fat stores means she can outlast the competition
- oversized bladder for less frequent bathroom stops
- highly trained calf muscles are good for standing in long lines
- lubricated knees good for discouraging would-be line cutters
- A 6th sense for clearance items
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