Anatomy of A Shopper Poster

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Anatomy of A Shopper Poster

Yesterday I posted a teaser of this now finished cartoon! Yes its the VISIBLE Woman Holiday shopper. This is an under-the-scenes look at what it takes to be the best Holiday Shopper you can be!

  • HER BRAIN IS HIGHLY SENSITIVE to calculating discounts
  • Additional shoulder muscles for multiple handbags
  • can yell above any crowd
  • overdeveloped arms for lugging around heavy shopping bags
  • hair styled for maximum aerodynamics
  • Able to spot  deals at 1000 yards
  • Hungry for savings!
  • discounts runs through her veins
  • hidden fat stores means she can outlast the competition
  • oversized bladder for less frequent bathroom stops
  • highly trained calf muscles are good for standing in long lines
  • lubricated knees good for discouraging would-be line cutters
  • A 6th sense for clearance items
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HER BRAIN IS HIGHLY SENSITIVE to calculating discounts
Additional shoulder muscles for multiple handbags
can yell above any crowd
overdeveloped arms for lugging around heavy shopping bags
hair styled for maximum aerodynamics
Able to spot  deals at 1000 yards
Hungry for savings!
discounts runs through her veins
hidden fat stores means she can outlast the competition
oversized bladder for less frequent bathroom stops
highly trained calf muscles are good for standing in long lines
lubricated knees good for discouraging would-be line cutters
A 6th sense for clearance item
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